ZOMBIE PORTRAITS FOR THE DISCERNING DEAD!

No photo manipulations here, folks! Nothin' but good old fashioned zombie art rendered in either pencils or oils. Your money will get you a real (ahem) live original piece of art to hang in your favorite room! All zombifications are performed by award winning artist and the world's only Zombification Specialist™ Billy Tackett, using techniques originating in Sumeria and perfected by generations of Zombifiers culminating right here, right now. Get in on the action because time is running out. Once the zomb-pocalypse begins this offer will expire...just like you!

Prices start at only $200!!

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